Here are some words that rhyme with Sanjaya: pariah, papaya...

My answer to The Great Sanjaya Mystery (namely, "Why is he still on American Idol?") lies with Lisa Simpson. Lisa's favorite periodical is Non-Threatening Boys Magazine. And what could be less threatening to a naive, nervous prepubescent girl than a boy who will not show any interest in you at all? He is like a stepping stone for little girls: a boy who sort of looks like a girl and will never do anything gross like kiss them, but is sort of nice to look at. And he might let you braid his hair. I think this affinity for Non-Threatening Boys can last, to some extent, throughout one's life. Just look at the popularity of Legolas, the asexual pretty-boy elf. I am not immune to his charms, despite the fact that he is not remotely charming.

The solution: The grown-up ladies need to un-mute the TV and actually listen to this guy sing. You've made your point. When the Season 6 Idols go on tour, they will be forced to drag Sanjaya with them. Is that enough for you? And as for the little girls who don't know any better, why do all of these prepubescent girls have free access to the telephone, anyway? They're just going to ruin American Idol for the rest of us and run up the phone bill calling the Corey Hotline. I say we sit on Oliver all of them between 9 and 11 this evening. Shouldn't they be in bed, anyway?''

ETA during tonight's episode: Clearly this person is trying to get voted off by dressing like a chicken! Have mercy!

srah - Tuesday, 27 March 2007 - 7:37 PM
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Comments (22)

gravatar Smuj - March 27, 2007 - 7:28 PM -

Howard Stern is taking credit. I know this because my car came with Sirius, and I've been tuning in to Howard 100 for a few minutes on my weekly commute downstate. Apparently, there's a wheelchair-bound dwarf and American Idol expert who is particulary perturbed by this. Also, George Takei is hilarious.



For the record, I usually listen to NPR. Baba Booey. Baba Booey.

gravatar alfie - March 27, 2007 - 7:29 PM -

Haha, you wrote affination and then changed it. Stupid chicken head.

gravatar srah - March 27, 2007 - 7:29 PM -

George Takei is awesome.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/02/20/a-gay-response-to-the-tim-hardaway-mess/

gravatar alfie - March 27, 2007 - 7:30 PM -

I love George Takei.

gravatar Smuj - March 27, 2007 - 8:45 PM -

I was really looking forward to an amusing Takei-related video. Thanks for crushing my hopes and dreams with a broken YouTube link. Now I'll have to cry myself to sleep.

gravatar srah - March 27, 2007 - 8:50 PM -

Oh no! It was so great. I'll search around for it...

gravatar alfie - March 27, 2007 - 8:51 PM -

Try this one, Smuj.

gravatar Smuj - March 27, 2007 - 8:57 PM -

Oh, what a relief! Hooray for piracy. But most importantly, hooray for George Takei, who is way better than Bill Shatner, and slightly better than Leonard Nimoy.

gravatar Smuj - March 27, 2007 - 9:13 PM -

I'd like to comment on House if that's okay:


  • It just occurred to me: Dr. House reminds me of Sherlock Holmes. In more ways than one.

  • House is not Grey's Anatomy.

    • Doctors don't* make out in hospitals

    • Doctors don't* require background music



* By "don't", I mean "shouldn't". And by "shouldn't" I mean, "Hey, House writers, stop trying to be Grey's Anatomy".

gravatar srah - March 27, 2007 - 9:29 PM -

Weren't people making out on House before Grey's Anatomy was born? Grumble grumble. The House/Sherlock Holmes comparisons are intentional. House's apartment number is 221b!

gravatar Smuj - March 27, 2007 - 9:53 PM -

Probably. Not as a central premise of the show, though. Grey's Anatomy is mostly about medical professionals behaving unprofessionally (with background music). I can't watch it. And it breaks my heart to see great writing replaced with that soap opera garbage. This goofy "doctors knocking boots at work" story line is totally unnecessary.

gravatar Smuj - March 27, 2007 - 9:53 PM -

Probably. Not as a central premise of the show, though. Grey's Anatomy is mostly about medical professionals behaving unprofessionally (with background music). I can't watch it. And it breaks my heart to see great writing replaced with that soap opera garbage. This goofy "doctors knocking boots at work" story line is totally unnecessary.

gravatar Smuj - March 27, 2007 - 9:55 PM -

(not sure how that got posted twice)

gravatar srah - March 27, 2007 - 10:00 PM -

I hate Grey's Anatomy. And I don't think the doctor-swapping is anything like as central to House as it is to GA. That's basically all there is to GA, whereas it's an occasional distraction on House.

gravatar Smuj - March 27, 2007 - 10:10 PM -

No, I agree. It's not central. That's part of what makes it so obnoxious. It's an obvious appeal to the Grey's Anatomy audience, and I find it annoying.

DOCTORS DO NOT BUMP NASTIES AT WORK. And if they do, they should be fired. Or canceled.

gravatar Smuj - March 27, 2007 - 10:16 PM -

(I think I just contradicted myself, so let me walk that back a step: this stupid relationship story line is not central, but it's close enough to get me reaching for the remote. If it carries over past an episode or two, I'll have to go see if E.R. has gotten its legs back yet.)

gravatar srah - March 27, 2007 - 10:20 PM -

Can we just cancel Cameron The Ho-bag without canceling the rest of the show?

gravatar Craig - March 28, 2007 - 7:30 AM -

Ok, I feel as if I'm jumping in quite late in this conversation, but oh well, you're getting my five cents (stupid inflation) worth anyway.

Yes George Takei is hilarious. His speech at the William Shatner roast made me laugh for days.

While I like House (even though I didn't watch it last night because I was TiVo'ing it while trying to catch up on watching season 3 of Battlestar Galactica), it's never really been a medical show as much as soap opera lite. The medical mysteries are second to the conflict and the show suffers from an everyplot. Granted, it's still nowhere near Grey's Anatomy, which is should really be on during at like 1:00 in the afternoon (or 1:00 in the morning on Cinemax, depending on which direction you want to take the show). Actually, I just hope that after the various doctors frolic in the linen closet on Grey's they at least have the decency to go rewash the things in the closet.

You can't cancel Cameron, because while Wilson is House's conscience, she is his humanity.

Mostly, I was wanting to comment on your original post. Looking at that post, I'm a little inclined to say you may watch too much of The Simpsons. Hmm...now does that make me the pot or the kettle?

gravatar srah - March 28, 2007 - 7:32 AM -

Cameron is his Bangs.

gravatar craig - April 10, 2007 - 9:41 PM -

I'd like to take back anything I said previously about Cameron. Now they've turned her into a crazy ho-bag who is endagering her job and patients to mount Chase.

gravatar srah - April 10, 2007 - 9:46 PM -

I would say "I don't like to say 'I told you so'" but I do.

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