Previous entry: « Proud! |
Next entry: Reality bites » |
'And if it comes back the very next day, then I'll understand'
I got 5 pieces of mail yesterday. None of them were for me and none of them had the same address as another. It is as though my mail carrier got to my mailbox and thought "I'm sick of delivering mail. This girl can have it all!" Strangely enough, one of the pieces is addressed to a church and another to the Kingdom Hall down the road. Do I look like a religious organization to you? Then why the heck am I paying taxes?
In regard to the title of this post, I hate hate hate that song even more than I hate hate hate a lot of other Elvis songs. Get a clue, Elvis. She doesn't want your stupid letter. Once it comes back a couple of times, you need to take the hint. Do not deliver it in person to test whether it comes back. You're a crazy stalker.
srah - Wednesday, 26 April 2006 - 11:58 AM
Tags: mail, srahtown
Trackback Pings
TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.srah.net/mt421/mt-pings.cgi/4291
Comments (4)
Fraulein N - April 27, 2006 - 9:14 AM - ℓ
We have a mail carrier that just likes to throw all the shit in one mailbox, too. It's like they just go "the hell with it" at the end of the day.
Cheryl - April 27, 2006 - 9:56 AM - ℓ
I don't know why, but the line about being sick of delivering the mail made me CRACK UP so much that tears are running down my face.
You should get back at him by leaving some dog poo in the mailbox. That'll learn him!