Unsolicited romantic advice

I feel as though I have been plagued for weeks by Young Ladies Who Don't Know What's Best For Them, But I Do. The problem with these young ladies is that they are fictional, so it is hard for me to communicate with them. I can yell into my television and my computer screen all that I want, but they just don't seem to listen and don't seem to understand that they are making ALL THE WRONG CHOICES in their love triangles.

Betty Suarez, you must choose Adorable Henry the Accountant over Horrible Walter the... Horrible Walter. Walter cheated on you with that nasty skank Gina, then came back and keeps embarassing you and making fun of your dreams. On the other hand, Henry is full of trivia and smarts and he seems to really like you. You dream about him and he makes your palms sweat.

Walter WHO?

Elizabeth Patterson, you must choose Officer Paul Wright over Horrible Dull Stalking Anthony With Crumbs In His Mustache. Actually, I don't like Elizabeth enough to foist her on that handsome Mountie who probably deserves better. Paul should run off with Elizabeth's teaching replacement, Elizabeth should join a nunnery and Anthony should get leprosy, then get hit by a car.

Hilda Suarez and Stupid-Ass John Patterson, you are not helping my cause any. You best be stepping.

srah - Tuesday, 5 December 2006 - 7:54 PM
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Comments (2)

gravatar Jen - December 6, 2006 - 3:34 PM -

Hurray...Walter must go...there is not rapid heart beat, sweaty palms wanting with Walter like there is with Henry. And Henry is H-O-T HOT! :) Hilda is a skank for not giving Betty Henry's message. Bring on the accountant! Or...give him to me.

gravatar Jen - December 6, 2006 - 3:38 PM -

Okay, I have to add...after watching the video...that the boy has a smile on him that makes my fillings melt!

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