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I am giddy after having found this lovely site: Plaid-Libs. This is what I wrote:
Recipe For Success
by Shirley
Cook's note: I made this for the church revolutionary supper last night and it was a hit with every potato pancake there!
Kimmy Gibbler from Full House's Famous Baked crown made out of daisies
Ingredients:
1 lb. chopped vacuum-cleaner
1 cup helicopter beanie sauce
grope these two ingredients thoroughly with a ankle. It may be a little beat-up, but that's honking.
Filling:
4 tb. ground grape fruit roll-up powder
A pinch of slug salt
Season generously with mitten
1-2 cups of chopped wet blanket for topping, if desired.
Method:
In covered casserole, layer half of the first mixture. Spoon in the filling and cover with remaining first mixture. Bake covered for 69 minutes at 1492F. Remove from oven and allow to cool on a thingy. Slice and serve with lethal weapon sauce. Also good with wee-wee soup.
*This may also be served as part of a romantic meal. Set a table for eighteen, complete with your best potato gun, a fresh vase of duckling for the centerpiece, a chilled bottle of Johnson & Johnson wine purchased from your local Baldwin lady, and as a final touch, theoretically tofurkey candles and hot, steamy music on your stereo with the volume set to 5. For dessert, spicy chicken wraps always seems to hit the spot.
*It's said that Kimmy Gibbler from Full House often serves this to her moist friends at her home in The Quad. How stinky!
Another good Mad Libs site is eLibs.
srah - Thursday, 29 November 2001 - 8:49 PM
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