Tuesday is Chooseday

tuesday is choosedayWould you rather:

  1. get an inner ear infection that leaves you feeling off balance for the next 2 years OR get a compound fracture in your arm that leaves your dominant hand useless for the next 6 months?
    Who needs hands, anyway?

  2. discover a new species of plant OR write a book?
    If I wrote a book, it would be about three paragraphs long. Blogging is my thing.

  3. push the button that launches a nuclear missle at another country OR pull the trigger that kills just one suspected terrorist?
    If I'm going to kill innocent people, better one (and a suspected terrorist at that) than millions.

  4. your parents tell you that you were conceived doggy style OR reverse cowboy?
    Gak! Gak gak gak! I am going to pick the second one because I don't know what it is.

srah - Tuesday, 23 March 2004 - 10:25 PM

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gravatar Matthew the Young - March 23, 2004 - 10:52 PM -

Ooh, i love Chooseday, but wow, those are some choices... Um....

1) this one's tough - how would i effectively use a computer with only one hand? (of course i would choose that, forsaking the concerns of eating, dressing, showering... oh man...) But if i was so sick from imbalanceness, 2 yrs would be worse than 6 months...
2) would it be a bestselling book? I think i'll go with that, because plants are like the next most exciting things to rocks...
3) pull the trigger, because what's the fun of kill-by-wire? -- with the terrorist you're pulling the real trigger! (jeez, that sounds awful -- the real reason is that the terrorist is the bad guy...)
4) What kind of question is this? I think i'd pick the first one *because* i don't know what the second one *is*, and if my parents did then i don't want to know about it...

gravatar Urs - March 24, 2004 - 12:16 PM -

1. I would choose the feeling off balance because I know sorta what that feels like and i can handle it.
2. Write a book, since thats what I want to do anyway - and Matthew is right - plants ARE really boring
3. I would rather just kill one person if I had to kill at all. In reality, I would try to talk to the person, but that defeats the purpose of this meme
4. reverse cowboy cuz I don't know what that means and I'll make sure that I never do.

gravatar Other Mike - March 24, 2004 - 5:43 PM -

1. I'll take the inner ear infection, thanks. I need my hands for work, and it would suck to not be able to play my guitar for 6 months. Plus, a compound fracture (that's where the broken bone pierces through the skin, right?) would really really hurt.

2. I'll take the book, I guess. Unless the plant is something really cool, and I get to name it.

3. I'd rather kill one shady person than hundreds of thousands of innocents, for sure. Without some context, I'm not sure how anyone other than a psychopath could answer this question any differently.

4. This is disgusting. Parents don't have sex. It's a fact.

By the way, I googled "reverse cowboy". Let me know if any of you are interested in being scarred for life by an explanation that might cause you to picture your parents doing it.

gravatar Urs - March 24, 2004 - 8:29 PM -

NOOOOOO!!!! ::reaches into your brain and extracts the memory of that image::

gravatar Monkey - March 25, 2004 - 8:19 PM -

oh man, how could you not know reverse cowboy???

*evil laugh* Mum sits on dad, then pivots 180 degrees. It's not knowing the position that's scarring, it's the reason why Dad enjoys it so much. That's the killer.

gravatar srah - March 25, 2004 - 11:16 PM -

Monkey, I - and the rest of my reading audience - hereby HATE YOU.

gravatar Chris - March 26, 2004 - 4:07 AM -

Well at least you didn't furnish her with a photo...

gravatar Urs - March 26, 2004 - 5:53 AM -

I did not let myself read it

gravatar Urs - March 26, 2004 - 5:55 AM -

I did not let myself read it

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