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Wherein I don't see the pageant and pomp and parade

Me at 11pm last night: Boy, I can't wait to go to Cincinnati for the Fourth of July fireworks on the Ohio River. I suppose I should soon go about finding where I should go for these fireworks, and at what time they will begin on the Fourth. It will certainly be nice to have a way to celebrate Independence Day, since everything will be closed and almost everyone I know has fled the state and I don't own a grill or a copy of 1776. Yessirree, I am looking forward to this. Fireworks on the Ohio River will be lovely and festive! I can feel myself liking Ohio more and more.

TV news: ... and tonight we had some great Fourth of July fireworks here on the Ohio River. On the 2nd of July. Because we hate you. It was the best party ever! You should have been there! Oh, but you weren't, because you foolishly believed that Fourth of July fireworks belonged on the Fourth of July! A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Me: DAMN YOU, OHIO!!!! *shakes fist*

Okay, yes, it's my own fault for not looking it up. But if I took personal responsibility for things, what would I have to rant about? Fortunately there are other fireworks to be seen. BETTER fireworks. With wholesome small-town family fun. So there, Cincinnati.

srah - Monday, 3 July 2006 - 3:43 PM
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gravatar Gary LaPointe - July 6, 2006 - 11:55 AM -

So did you get to see any fireworks?!?

gravatar srah - July 6, 2006 - 1:04 PM -

Yep! And I'm sure they were better than any lame-ass Cincinnati ones.

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