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i am sooooooooo excited to see gigli, peeps. it's this one new movie with my boy ben afleck and j-lo she's so pretty, even if this one girl srah says her posture makes her look like donald duck. what is she talkin about ne-way? she dosnt no shizzle about my girl jennifer lopez and how shes from the block but shes still keepin it reel, ya know? like she only has five butlers just like she did back in the day. newayz, aparently this movie is really really a chance for benben and jenny to show there acting skillz. j-lo plays a lesbian but she isnt one in real life, so that has to be hard. and she has to sound like shes from new york city when shes really from the bronx so i bet she had to have some training. but my girl did all that work and i think its really going to pay of. and b diddy hes so hottt and you can tell he really luvs jenny bcuz i herd he gave her a dimond the size of her hed. i dont no about in the movie thou. but i do no im going 2 b 1st in line for tix on friday!

but dont take my word for it, read these reveews. they compare it to glitter, with my girl mariah, so i no its gonna b good!

p.s.: heres another story about the movie. it sounds reely good!

srah - Thursday, 31 July 2003 - 10:39 AM

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Comments (15)

gravatar katie - July 31, 2003 - 11:57 AM -

Those reviews are funny.

Whoever wrote this post, she may NOT guest blog chez moi. ;)

gravatar Jez - July 31, 2003 - 11:58 AM -

I didn't understand any of that. I must be an old fuddy-duddy. Is this a moving picture you are talking about?

Now, where did I put my carpet slippers, my pipe and my cardigan?

gravatar katie - July 31, 2003 - 12:00 PM -

You must be Mr. Rogers.

gravatar srah - July 31, 2003 - 12:17 PM -

Ha ha, carpet slippers.

Sometimes it's nice to let one of my other personalities out, give them some exercise.

gravatar srah - July 31, 2003 - 12:33 PM -

Jez is so unlucky to have to wait months before this movie will come out in France. But don't worry, Jez, with this kind of star power, it's only a matter of time!

gravatar alfie - July 31, 2003 - 12:36 PM -

My favorite part was the part about the South Park J-Lo puppet.

gravatar alfie - July 31, 2003 - 12:41 PM -

I also liked the reviews about Christopher Walken.

gravatar katie - July 31, 2003 - 1:40 PM -

The one about the 55 year-old man learning what his anatomy was for is funny too.

gravatar katie - July 31, 2003 - 2:27 PM -

Jez informs me that he doesn't know who Mr. Rogers is. So, for anyone in the same boat, I provide you with this:

gravatar alfie - July 31, 2003 - 2:59 PM -

I like the questionnaire at the end where no matter what the question was, the answer was another way in which they could die.

gravatar Annica - July 31, 2003 - 4:29 PM -

Teehee. If you Babelfish this into Italian, "il gigli" stars "ben il afleck" and "J-basso".

gravatar Justin - July 31, 2003 - 4:33 PM -

Collectively, I call them B.Lo. And they shall be known as that forevermore.

At least I'm looking forward to their other pairing, Jersey Girl, not because they're in it (J.Lo's presence makes me worried) but because it's a Kevin Smith Joint and I love all Kevin Smith Joints.*

[*No not those types of joints. Although I can see where you'd get that idea considering the movies we're talking about.]

gravatar alfie - July 31, 2003 - 4:43 PM -

She does indeed look like DD in that picture.

gravatar GooberBug (Danielle) - August 3, 2003 - 2:06 PM -

Wow. She does stand like Donald Duck.

I will never look at her the same way again.

gravatar srah's other personality - August 4, 2003 - 12:19 AM -

NoWe I hErD tHiS gRrL sRaH sEd ThAt BeNbEn LoOkS lIkE a KeN dOlL wTf? i LuV hIm EvEn If He Is A lItTeL pLaStIcKy.

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