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Tuesday is Chooseday
TJ and I are never awake and posting at the same time, so somehow this has turned into a "Wednesday or Thursday is Chooseday" for the past couple of weeks.
Would you rather:
be constipated for a week at a time and only poop on fridays OR have to go pee every hour on the hour?
Would this be, like, painful or would it just be that you only have to poop once a week? As long as it's not painful, I'll go with that, because sometimes you can't find a bathroom every hour on the hour. Then what? You'd also never sleep!- never forget a face OR never forget a name?
There are some funny names out there, whereas there are some ugly faces you'd rather forget. Although really, what's the use of one without the other? I actually already have this power, in a limited form, whereas Robin has the other one. She spots people from high school when we're out in public and I tell her what their name is. - when you orgasm, uncontrollably sing "wake me up before you go go" by wham OR "i'm too sexy" by right said fred?
Better song. Slightly... - stub your toe every day for a week OR get a zit on your nose?
Have one already, thanks.
srah - Wednesday, 30 June 2004 - 5:44 AM
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MaTT - July 1, 2004 - 10:19 AM - ℓ
1) Constipated, b/c as uncomfortable as that is, at least you could deal with your problem -- going pee every hour would be awful.
2) Face - how would you remember that you knew somone that you ran into if you only knew their name? most everybody who you'd look at, you couldn't remember. maybe if people ask you, like in srah's case...
3) um, what if i don't know either of those songs?
4) how hard am i stubbing my toe? If its like black-toe bad in Lost in Translation, than no. Zits aren't as bad as that... Else i might put up with 7 brief pangs of pain instead of 7 days worth (or whatever) of extra self-consciousness...
I used to ram my shin every day for about a year.... We had a shower door, you see, at one of my apartments and I'd never had a shower door before (only curtains, for those of you thinking I'm showering outdoors or not showering at all or something) and my right leg never made clearance over that track on the bottom. I was a perpetual bruise.