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Ever since I found out this week's American Idol theme is Elton John, I've been hearing Elton John songs wherever I go. So, thanks to this careful research, I am able to bring you this observation:
Unacceptable songs to sing include Crocodile Rock, Benny & the Jets, Candle in the Wind and Circle of Life. If I hear any of these songs tonight, I will throw up and not vote for you! Yes, even you, John Stevens! If you forgo your birthright ("Daniel") and sing any of those rotten, overplayed songs, you are banished from my favor!
AI prediction for the evening: the group song that they all sing together will be "Don't Go Breaking My Heart."
Update: Stevens, you mustard!!!!!!!!1 At least Camile was even worse than your sucky self!
srah - Tuesday, 6 April 2004 - 7:34 PM
Tags: american idol, american idol 3, elton john, john stevens, tv
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Comments (9)
Amanda - April 6, 2004 - 9:51 PM - ℓ
John Stevens sucks and has always sucked. It is about time you realized this fact. Although, tonight he sucked with some boppy little dance steps. I'm not sure if that's better or worse than his usual.
Camille's speaking voice irritates me. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The pain. Dearie, you do realize that screeching doesn't equal singing and this song has words, don't you? No? That explains your performance.