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Some of my best creative ventures come from making fun of people

When Becky was in elementary school, she liked this kid named Ben and I made up a song to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Ben" (which I believe is about a man-eating rat) about him eating this kid she didn't like. I am very disturbing. The last name has been removed to prevent a sticky ego-surfing situation. Hint: It rhymes with "on".

Ben, why did you go eat Adam Sw**?
Ben, why do you have that bib on?
Ben, put down that knife and fork
He’s not a piece of pork
He’s just poor Adam Sw**
‘Though we’re all glad he’s gone.

Ben, we see him on that platter there
Ben, how could you eat without a care?
See that apple in his teeth
He’s not a side of beef
He’s just poor Adam Sw**
‘Though we’re all glad he’s gone.

Ben, did you use sauce or marinade?
Ben, how did you make the meal you made?
Ben, we just want some advice
On cooking time and spice
To share the Adam Sw**
We hope he’s not all gone.

Perhaps I shall share some more works of genius later.

srah - Monday, 22 April 2002 - 1:05 PM
Tags: music

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