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Pedestrians, beware!

Um... bad-ass?I've had pretty bad headaches the past couple of days because I can't find any of my sunglasses (last I knew, I owned three pairs) and I've been squinting at the sun. I went shopping at Meijer and browsed the sunglasses section, but they were all around $25! Hell if I'm going to spend $25 on sunglasses, which I will then LOSE, and I'm especially not going to do so at Meijer.

Robin and I made a small trip to Target today, where prices were much more reasonable. For the less than price of one pair of Meijer-sunglasses, I got two pairs at Target.

One of the pairs of sunglasses has the magical power to turn me into a total jerk when driving. I put them on this evening before heading off to meet Noor and drove off into the sunset, crushing pedestrians under my tires and revving the engine at those I'd missed.

No, seriously, I just felt really cool in these sunglasses and it gave me a certain confidence that leads to cockiness and assholery.

VROOOM! Get the hell out of my way, pedestrian!

VRRROOOOM! Who do you think you are, pulling out in front of me?

VRRROOOOMRRROOOM! Walk a little faster buddy, or I'll drive through you!

The power of these glasses is fearsome. I should, perhaps, wear the other pair for a while, just to be safe.

srah - Friday, 15 April 2005 - 12:10 AM
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Comments (7)

gravatar katie - April 15, 2005 - 5:51 AM -

Does the other pair turn you into a 90 year-old Sunday-driving granny?

gravatar srah - April 15, 2005 - 7:18 AM -

Haven't tested them yet.

Robin claims they have "bling" on the sides, so maybe they turn me into a pimp.

gravatar Noor - April 15, 2005 - 8:57 AM -

Ohhh, I want to see pimping Srah.

gravatar srah - April 15, 2005 - 1:45 PM -

Mr B****** and I were talking about the glasses and I decided that while I think I'm as cool as Samuel L. Jackson, if you took the lenses out, these would basically be typical nerd glasses.

So now they are my Arvid L. Jackson glasses! I am a nerd, but I THINK I'm cool, and that's what's important.

gravatar katie - April 15, 2005 - 3:48 PM -

Um, what? Mace Windu is very much with the NOT COOL.

gravatar srah - April 15, 2005 - 3:50 PM -

No, Mace Windu isn't. Mace Windu IS Arvid L. Jackson.

gravatar Noor - April 15, 2005 - 10:36 PM -

you know, the leather jacket really completes the badass look.

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