Godzilla, Paul Bunyan and a robot walk into a bar...
The worst commercial on TV right now is the one with Godzilla, Paul Bunyan and a giant robot terrorizing a city by doing the Pepto-Bismol song-and-dance routine. Can you imagine the chaos if Paul Bunyan had an attack of diarrhea in the middle of downtown? What is Paul Bunyan doing in a city, anyway? And why is he friends with Godzilla? And how does a robot get indigestion or heartburn¹? This commercial disturbs me almost as much as that freaky Burger King.
Unfortunately, no one seems to have put this monstrosity² up online, so I'm not able to show it off to those of you who have been lucky enough to miss it on TV. You can, however, play with the Pepto-Bismol Dance Machine and make your own dances about nausea and indigestion!
Yes, I was put on earth to find these things for you. You're welcome.
² Monstrosity! Ha! Because they're monsters! (Well, Paul Bunyan isn't a monster per se, but he's certainly of unusual size.)
srah - Saturday, 11 November 2006 - 8:50 PM
Tags: commercials, pepto-bismol
