To the other partner in this relationship

I really can't stand it anymore. You are way too clingy and it's driving me out of my mind. Do you have to be with me every minute of the day? Do you have to follow me around everywhere I go? Do you have to cry when I leave or when I refuse to let you into my room?

Why can't you take a hint? I spend the whole day insulting you and ignoring you, but you persist. I don't want to have anything to do with you!

I don't think you even like me that much, so maybe that's why you pick on me when it would make so much more sense to go annoy the other members of the family. Why can't you bother someone else? Why am I your victim? Why am I always the one who gets whined at when you want to go poop in my back yard?

Oh, I'm talking to the dog, by the way.

srah - Monday, 1 September 2003 - 1:19 PM

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Comments (4)

gravatar katie - September 2, 2003 - 11:25 AM -

Wow. For a second there I thought you were talking to me.

gravatar srah - September 2, 2003 - 12:20 PM -

Well, you too. Stop pooping in the yard.

gravatar katie - September 2, 2003 - 2:28 PM -


gravatar The Cat Whisperer (Christien Lomax) - September 2, 2003 - 2:41 PM -

That was the best :) Lol I thought you were telling someone off for a second tehre (well you were, but.. not exactly like i thought..??) eh..

Funny tho :)

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