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The full extent of my political involvement
I hereby vow to donate $5 to Dubya's campaign fund if the State of the Union address begins:
"My fellow Americans, the state of the union is... it sux0rs."
And he has to pronounce it "sucksors" or it's a no-go.
Update (21:12): Sucks to be you, Georgie! Them five bucks is gettin' spent on bubble tea!
srah - Tuesday, 20 January 2004 - 9:08 PM
Tags: george w bush, politics, state of the union
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Comments (18)
Urs - January 20, 2004 - 9:53 PM - ℓ
Oh I love you - at first I didn't like this entry, but then you make it impossible to win! hooray!
and thank goodness I'm missing that. I hate the state of the union - have not watched it in YEARS! (2002 I was intentionally wasting time and gas while driving and heard some stuff but kept the radio on music and I don't know what I was doing 2003 - maybe the same, maybe I was out with friends, maybe my family respected my choice, who knows). Mostly because I can't watch Bush speak. I learned this in 2001 when I lashed out after 9/11 and yelled "I hate you, oh my god I hate you" at the tv. It was weird - like it came from deep inside of me and my mind could not control it. Maybe I was channeling god.
frank - January 21, 2004 - 12:09 AM - ℓ
I still haven't had my first bubble tea fix, primarily because I can't seem to find the dispensing locations, but your eloquent connection of bubble tea to Bush and how much he sucks has inspired me to go on a renewed hunt.
srah - January 21, 2004 - 12:13 AM - ℓ
Bubble Island on South U. @ South Forest. :D
srah recommends: Hot milk tea with almond cream and black bubbles. $2 mediums between 11am and 1pm. Get a punch card and the sixth drink's free. :D
There's also a place on Liberty, but I went there for food once and didn't think much of it, so I'm not going to drag myself over there for the tea.
Mike - January 21, 2004 - 2:43 AM - ℓ
I wouldn't bother reading the transcript; it'll probably go something like
"Hello [applause], I am here today to talk about America. We love America [long applause]. You are an American [applause]. I am an American [applause]. We all are Americans [long applause]. Education! [applause] Good economy! [applause] Protection from terrorists ooh! [applause] Good night and God Bless America [standing ovation from Republicans, reserved clapping from Democrats]
And allow me to reccomend getting a straight calpico with black bubbles at bubble island
TheCatWhisperer (Christien Lomax) - January 21, 2004 - 7:27 AM - ℓ
What's bubble tea?
srah - January 21, 2004 - 8:09 AM - ℓ
Bubble tea. It's sort of like sweetened tea with gummy bears in the bottom. Except that sounds gross. :)
Cheryl - January 21, 2004 - 11:23 AM - ℓ
It was awful. Bush was on every channel I get. Oh yeah, except PAX. Gotta love PAX. They brought Billy Ray Cyrus back.
Mr B------ - January 21, 2004 - 12:56 PM - ℓ
"We must go forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and all the while whirling, whirling, whirling toward freedom" [long applause].
frank - January 21, 2004 - 8:27 PM - ℓ
I visited Bubble Island this afternoon. The hot milk tea with almond cream and black bubbles was awesome! Thanks for the directional help.
Dammit. Now I want bubble tea.
Oh well. It used to be that I craved it but it couldn't be had in this whole dang state.