A story to build your vocabulary (you're welcome)

Being a member of the digerati, I often lose track of time. I was embrangled by my borborygmus, but it became pellucid when I looked at my watch and realized I hadn't had breakfast. I hadn't been hungry at the time and had considered it otiose to eat when I wasn't hungry. I got up and went to the kitchen, stubbing my hallux on the doorframe on the way. I found a bottle of iced tea, which I decided would quench my thirst, if not my hunger. After drinking it, I didn't know what to do with the cullet. Garbology told me I should throw it away, but something told me I should recycle it instead. Frustrated by these antipodes, I decided to defenestrate it instead.

[thanks to Cheryl for sending me the link and giving me something useless to do over my lunch hour]

srah - Thursday, 22 May 2003 - 1:07 PM

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