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She's not only merely dead/ She's really most sincerely dead

I have some kind of cold/virus/death plague, which has been with me since I came back from Chicago, if not longer. Right now, I am in the phlegmy-fatigued stage¹. I am feeling so tired/lazy right now that I don't have the energy to fill up my hot water bottle and am instead hoping for a stray cat to find its way into my apartment and go to sleep on my chest.

I don't even know if a hot water bottle-slash-cat is good for anything I have, but at this point I'm about to start resorting to mustard poultices and eyes of newt.

Tales of Jeopardy! will follow if I survive.

¹ The symptoms change enough from day to day to require me to keep having to buy additional medications to cover them. If I were some kind of conspiracy theorist, I would theorize that the over-the-counter-medicine companies were deliberately manipulating my symptoms.

srah - Tuesday, 9 June 2009 - 9:23 PM
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gravatar Jess - June 10, 2009 - 12:41 PM - ℓ

Sorry you're sick! Can't wait to hear about Jeopardy!

gravatar Not your mom - June 12, 2009 - 9:33 AM - ℓ

Hope you feel better soon. Do you think it is Swine Flu? It's pandemic, you know.

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