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Pointless story about my weird family

In my family, we take off our shoes when we enter the house. Then we put them back on before we go outside. If, while on our way out, we realize we forgot something in the house and if we are too lazy or in too much of a hurry to take our shoes off and put them back on, out come the McN*tt Slippers.

McN*tt Slippers are a peculiar invention of our family. They are handy-dandy. They come in many colors, including beige and white. They are disposable. They are always on hand. They are one-size-fits-all. They fit right over your shoes. They don't fall off as long as you sort of shuffle along the ground and don't lift your feet at all.

They are plastic grocery bags.

srah - Thursday, 12 June 2003 - 11:33 AM
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Comments (6)

gravatar Cheryl - June 12, 2003 - 12:45 PM - ℓ

You people are weird.

gravatar alfie - June 12, 2003 - 5:26 PM - ℓ

You're just jealous, Cheryl. That's why you keep breaking into our house.

gravatar Erica - June 13, 2003 - 12:33 AM - ℓ

I have no words.

gravatar srah - June 13, 2003 - 8:36 AM - ℓ

Cheryl, if the reason you keep breaking into our house is that you want to be One Of Us, next time you come over, we can fit you for McN*tt Slippers.

gravatar Aunt Pat - June 13, 2003 - 3:57 PM - ℓ

I'm so proud to be a part of this family. Why didn't I ever have McNitt slippers?

gravatar richard - September 10, 2003 - 1:18 PM - ℓ

I've got a ton of McNitt slippers under my sink, and I didn't even know it

until now.

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