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Tuesday is Chooseday

Would you rather...

  1. be trapped in a room for an hour with 15 scorpions OR one rabid dog?
    I guess it would be easier to run away from or fight off. Plus, it wouldn't crawl on you. *shudder*

  2. grow hairy palms OR go blind?
    Palms can be shaved or waxed... if I were blind I wouldn't be able to enjoy Isidore half as much.

  3. be addicted to alcohol OR gambling?
    Hmmmm. If I can be an artist and produce lots of tortured works, then sure. I don't really fancy gambling, so it doesn't seem like it would be as pleasant to be addicted to.

  4. save an old lady from a flood OR a dog from a fire?
    Human being over canine! Plus, she might leave me money in her will! Plus... hot dog!

srah - Tuesday, 1 June 2004 - 11:26 PM

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Comments (4)

gravatar Jez - June 2, 2004 - 9:46 AM -

How about channelling the flood so it douses the fire? Hey presto - two lives saved!

And if you're wearing some hefty boots, you can squish the scorpions, but you'd be hard pressed to do anything about Cujo.

gravatar MaTT - June 2, 2004 - 9:04 PM -

1) it depends on how big the room is, altho i think i would pick the scorpions over the dog, because dogs can jump
2) hairy palms - i depend too much on my eyes
3) addicted to gambling, because at least the gambling wouldn't kill me (it may make me poor...)
4) save an old lady -- and maybe she's carrying the dog in her purse (so i can save both at the same time!)

gravatar Smuj - June 3, 2004 - 11:01 AM -

1. scorpions - you can squish 'em
2. hairy palms - manageable
3. alcohol - mmm, alcohol
4. old lady - but I'd make her feel guilty about the dog that burned to death while I was busy saving her

Oh, and hi.

gravatar The Urstodian - June 3, 2004 - 5:46 PM -

1. Scorpions, for the reasons stated above
2. Hairy palms, even though the idea crees me out, at least I could still see
3. alcohol, I don't want to lose all my money
4. if no one is looking, the dog (1000 points if you know the Virginia Wolfe quote)

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