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Reload! Reload! Reload!

I went to see The Matrix Reloaded last night. My thoughts are as follows:

Lambert Wilson, despite being a real live French person, has the fakest French accent ever. He has a good English accent and was trying to cover it up, very ineffectively. He just sounded German. I still lurve him just for being French and I curled up in a little ball and giggled when he would swear and order wine.

Keanu Reeves seemed to me to be lacking in keanureevesocity. I didn't hear him say "Whoa" or "I know kung fu" once! I was not once distracted from the film by his abyssmal acting talents, which sort of disappointed me. Or maybe I just wanted an excuse to invent the word keanureevesocity. What was with that dress he was wearing?

Was I the only one who felt like Zion was eerily similar to the Ewok Village? Oh.

I love the Keymaker's voice. I love the Keymaker. But having a character called The Keymaker just makes me think of Ghostbusters. "Are you the Keymaster? I am the Gatekeeper."

Alex and I stayed for the Matrix Revolutions preview after the credits. Um... yeah. I was not impressed. Alex said I wasn't necessarily supposed to be, because it was just a teaser. This "teaser" didn't tease me at all, though. It made me go, Huh. Well, I've already put the time and money into seeing the first two, so I guess I might as well see this one too, although the film itself holds no particular appeal.

I am only wearing black from now on.

srah - Wednesday, 28 May 2003 - 10:38 AM
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Comments (4)

gravatar Jez - June 2, 2003 - 4:23 AM - ℓ

I thought Keanu Reeves looked like a trainee priest in a cassock. I was also disappointed not to hear say things like "Woah, Morpheus dude, I think I've been eating too many of those red pills".

Whatever happened to the other bloke from the Bill & Ted films?

gravatar katie - June 2, 2003 - 8:34 AM - ℓ

I am boycotting the Matrix movies... sorta. I'm not going to go see them in the theatre. But I will rent them when they're out on video. I've known too many people that were waaaaay too into those movies for me to take them seriously anymore.

gravatar jday - June 2, 2003 - 9:15 AM - ℓ

What? Not disappointed by KR's bad acting? What about when he said "..because I love you too dern much" in a total monotone?!?!?!

gravatar srah - June 2, 2003 - 9:24 AM - ℓ

It was bad, but not distractingly bad. And I hate all the romance stuff in the Matrix movies anyway, so it didn't stick out. That is one of the great romantic deliveries, though - right up there with "It's so soft... and smaggggggggggggllllllllllhhhhh." Heh heh.

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