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Dear John Stevens,

It is sick sick sick that I can't take my eyes off of you when you're singing and I want you to be singing to me and I get your songs in my head for weeks after your performances.

You are 16 years old and besides, tbone has already laid claim to you. I'm afraid it can never work between us, sweetie, so please stop giving me that entirely inappropriate 16-year-old come-hither look while you sing and making me want to jump into the TV.

The Demon Dog (No, ha ha, just kidding)

srah - Wednesday, 24 March 2004 - 7:07 AM
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Comments (13)

gravatar alfie - March 24, 2004 - 8:25 AM -


gravatar alfie - March 24, 2004 - 8:28 AM -

Maybe you should go to school with Senorita C one day and see if you can find a nice red-headed boy in the choir.

gravatar katie - March 24, 2004 - 12:00 PM -

Haha! Having it signed by the Demon Dog was the funniest part! I laughed out loud and got funny looks at work...

gravatar alfie - March 24, 2004 - 2:53 PM -

Pity that the one I'm thinking of graduated, because he was red-haired, a singer and younger than you. Obviously your type. Actually, his graduation won't cause that much of an inconvenience because Senorita C is friends with his younger sister.

gravatar jday - March 24, 2004 - 3:40 PM -

Wait a second- didn't you have a crush on another red-haired singer who just happened to be your RA? Well, he was older than you, but I see a trend.

gravatar alfie - March 24, 2004 - 4:16 PM -

SWF, 23, ISO red-haired SM. Must have singing talent to make up for SWF's lack. Likes being serenaded. Doesn't mind younger men.

gravatar srah - March 24, 2004 - 4:37 PM -

Alfie, I don't know who you're talking about.
JDay, that wasn't me - it was everyone else on my hall.
Alfie, ewwwwwwwww.

gravatar alfie - March 24, 2004 - 4:46 PM -

You totally had a crush on Carl!

gravatar Other Mike - March 24, 2004 - 5:46 PM -

I'm sorry, but I still can't get over Clay Aiken.


gravatar MikeH - March 25, 2004 - 12:52 AM -

At the very least the guy can sing well and sing in a rather unconventional manner. (ugh i've been reading too many EN351 books, look how formal they're making me that). As long as I don't refer to people as "good and agreeable" i'll be ok

gravatar srah - March 25, 2004 - 7:16 AM -

If I did have a crush on Carl, it was only a very minor one compared to other people on the hall.

gravatar jday - March 25, 2004 - 11:39 AM -

True, I never caught you stalking him, but you were definitely a member of Carl's harem.

gravatar alfie - March 28, 2004 - 11:14 AM -

John Stevens isn't singing to you. He's singing to Polly and you're just trying to block her out so it seems like he loves you.

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