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I'm not what you'd call a zombie connoisseur
Jennie! and Heather Anne have already done this and I thought I would take a crack:
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
- One weapon.
- One song blasting on the speakers.
- One famous person to fight alongside you.
Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.
- Weapon: Super-deadly zombie head-exploding gas, which has no effect on living humans. It is very potent and spreads with the wind. We have an endless supply of canisters of this gas, which will kill the zombies before they even get anywhere near us. I do not want to see any zombies!
- Song: Yakety Sax. And I hope that the zombie head-exploding gas makes the zombies lumber at high speed before they explode, just to make the music worth it.
- Ryan Reynolds, and by "fight alongside you" I think you mean "make wisecracks AND out with you while the zombie head-exploding gas does all the zombie-killing." I'm pretty sure that's what you meant.
Wait. Why did I just create a fantasy world where Ryan Reynolds and I are making out to the tune of Yakety Sax? Why does my brain do that?
srah - Wednesday, 25 June 2008 - 12:57 PM
Tags: memes, ryan reynolds, zombies
