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I'm not what you'd call a zombie connoisseur
Jennie! and Heather Anne have already done this and I thought I would take a crack:
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
- One weapon.
- One song blasting on the speakers.
- One famous person to fight alongside you.
Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.
- Weapon: Super-deadly zombie head-exploding gas, which has no effect on living humans. It is very potent and spreads with the wind. We have an endless supply of canisters of this gas, which will kill the zombies before they even get anywhere near us. I do not want to see any zombies!
- Song: Yakety Sax. And I hope that the zombie head-exploding gas makes the zombies lumber at high speed before they explode, just to make the music worth it.
- Ryan Reynolds, and by "fight alongside you" I think you mean "make wisecracks AND out with you while the zombie head-exploding gas does all the zombie-killing." I'm pretty sure that's what you meant.
Wait. Why did I just create a fantasy world where Ryan Reynolds and I are making out to the tune of Yakety Sax? Why does my brain do that?
srah - Wednesday, 25 June 2008 - 12:57 PM
Tags: memes, ryan reynolds, zombies
Comments (16)
Reid - June 25, 2008 - 4:43 PM - ℓ
Weapon: Mega Man Cannon. Only 100 shots, but the weapon handily respawns whenever you return to the safety of the mall security room.
Song: Louis Armstrong singing A Kiss to Build a Dream On. What better song can there be for facing the zombie apocalypse (or really any sort of apocalypse)?
Famous Person: Who wouldn't want to fight zombies side by side with Sherlock Holmes? Well, assuming there are other survivors so he's not constantly belittling my feeble intellect.
Angela - June 25, 2008 - 5:42 PM - ℓ
Weapon: That thing that Javier Bardem carried in "No Country for Old Men" was pretty hard core...
Song: "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen (because they killed zombies to it so effectively in "Shaun of the Dead")
Person: I considered Harry Potter, but I settled on River Tam from the television show "Firefly" and the movie "Serenity". No force in the 'verse can stop her!
srah - June 25, 2008 - 9:15 PM - ℓ
He's delightful and charming and (sadly) engaged to Scarlett Johansson and doesn't make the greatest choices in movies or TV shows, but he is always the greatest person in every show he's in. I didn't like Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place, but I wanted Berg to have his own show where he escaped all the other people.
Also, he was on Canadian children's show The Odyssey, where he had weird teeth. Anyone remember The Odyssey? Just me then. I loved The Odyssey.
I still haven't seen Definitely, Maybe. From what I've heard, that was a better choice than some of his previous work (see above re Just Friends and Van Wilder).
Fraulein N - June 26, 2008 - 11:00 AM - ℓ
Also, you forgot "Fifteen"! He was in that, too. I actually thought "Just Friends" was rather funny.
Matt Sledge - June 28, 2008 - 11:58 PM - ℓ
Let's give this the old college try (not that I tried in college, but that's beside the point):
1. A bazooka. Yes, it has its drawbacks, therefor I will use a custom made six-shooter bazooka. Heavy? Yes. Effective? You betcha.
2. Ween's "Push The Lil' Daisies And Make Them Come Up". Because if the living can't stand the tune, imagine how the zombies would feel.
3. Charlton Heston, although we need to make sure that he isn't in love with one of the zombies. This is a reference to 'Omega Man', FWIW.
I heart Ryan Reynolds. I watched a large chunk of Just Friends (which is NOT good and costars both Amy Smart and Chris Kline, who I do not like) just because he is in it.