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Doctor my eyes

I went to the ophthalmologist today. I swear it's true. If anyone tries to tell you lies about why my pupils are the size of my entire head, don't believe them. It's really because I went to the eye doctor.

My eyes are starting to readjust now, but the computer screen still looks like a crazy kaleidoscope of moving colors. Also, there are furry pink lobsters crawling all over my skin and the disembodied head of Martha Stewart keeps singing Gregorian chants to me and periodically bursting into flames.

Come to think of it, what's in those eye drops?

srah - Thursday, 14 August 2003 - 1:34 PM
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Comments (5)

gravatar jday - August 14, 2003 - 2:21 PM -

I promise that I don't make any eye drops, so you may be safe.

gravatar katie - August 14, 2003 - 2:56 PM -

No no, srah. They fixed your eyes. Now you are seeing things the way the rest of us do.

gravatar richard - August 14, 2003 - 2:59 PM -

You're seeing the world as if through rose colored glasses.

I think you went to an Optimist by mistake.

gravatar srah - August 14, 2003 - 3:01 PM -

Hee hee hee.

gravatar Stephen - August 16, 2003 - 6:59 PM -

I hate those eye drops too. But I haven't had them for a few years, which makes me very happy! :)

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