It has been decreed that I will become a Real World Watcher this season. Although I have never followed the show before, I agreed, because the show takes place in Paris this time and the contestants will have to learn French. I decided it could be amusing and watched the third episode last night.

I hate them all. I hope Simon The Gay Irishman kills them all and eats them, because he's the only one who's any good.

He can start with Ace The Alcoholic, who decided after two days that he hates France and hates the Parisians. Stupid boy! Everyone hates Parisians. You come from some podunk town in Georgia with a population of 4 and don't know how to live in the big city. Maybe you are grumpy because you're missing the sister-girlfriend Cheryl has decided you have.

Next, we can knock off Chris/CT, just because he has stupid eyebrows and I can't understand a word that he says. Then he can go after Adam, who everyone else seems to hate for some reason. Simon gets to stay because he seems mature and interested in achieving something, whereas the rest of them seem interested in getting laid. Fascinating that the only non-American is the only one with a brain. That looks really good.

I don't know anything about the girls yet, because girls are boring.

Tune in next week for my Very Fascinating Real World Report #2!

srah - Wednesday, 11 June 2003 - 10:46 AM
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Comments (3)

gravatar Jez - June 11, 2003 - 2:00 PM -

You're quite right. Parisians are really quite detestable. And I live a full ten minute walk away from Paris city limits, so I cannot be described as a Parisian in any way, shape or form.

gravatar Cheryl - June 12, 2003 - 12:30 PM -

It was only the second episode. And we hate (that's mean, I should say 'afraid of') one girl and Adam because they're psychotic.

gravatar srah - June 12, 2003 - 12:34 PM -

That's what I thought too, but according to the website, it was the third.

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