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Aaaaand there goes Miss Gulch on a bicycle
There is a strong low pressure system moving through the area today. It started out as a very windy day and has now turned into a very windy day with ominous dark clouds overhead. No, the clouds aren't really ominous. The sky today can be better described as evil. "Ominous" suggests that the clouds are saying, "You'd better look out or you're going to get rained on" or "Guess what? We're bringing an ice storm your way." These clouds are saying, "You'd better hope you're good at dodging entire trees as they come whipping towards your head at 50mph, sucka, because I am hell-bent on murdering you today."
srah - Friday, 1 December 2006 - 12:50 PM
Tags: readers' choice, weather
Comments (2)
Cheryl - December 5, 2006 - 6:09 PM - ℓ
This is my favorite post of ALL (or of any anywhere lately)!
I was that sucka.
I was gently awoken from my dreams by the sweet sounds of the neighborhood emergency alert alarm, which is conveniently located right outside my window - just in case I had trouble hearing sirens and such. Wheeeeee!!!