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Open letter to foul Michigan weather
Dear Snow,
Please continue to fall until you come up to about my neck, so that I don't have to go to Programming class today.
Actually, I don't mind going to class. Instead, please find a way that I could go to class but would not have to hand in this homework, since I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
I have no idea how snow could achieve this, but I'm sure you'll think of something. Thanks, weather, you're a dear.
Love,
SRAH
P.S. If you are not going to be useful to me in some way or another, please melt immediately and bring actual springish weather. Thankssomuch.
srah - Tuesday, 16 March 2004 - 12:25 PM
Tags: weather
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frank - March 17, 2004 - 12:28 AM - ℓ
Snow can accomplish ANYTHING.
Dear SRAH,
I will do my best to comply. But I have not found one contemporary who is exactly like me, so I can't speak for them.
For now, I will meet two of your criteria. I will fall on your neck, and melt immediately.