'If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat'

I finally saw Spider-man 2 last night. It was very nice, but I was an awful movie-going patron and ended up whispering annoying comments to my companion through the whole thing.

It must be rather awkward to be Mary Jane. I mean, when it comes time to send out the wedding invitations, do you invite Harry* Osborn or Peter Parker? You can't invite both of them, what with Harry wanting to kill Peter and all. Heavens, it's so awkward. What would Miss Manners have to say about superhero-supervillain grudges when it comes to seating at the reception?

Update: I forgot I was going to link to this charming set of recaptioned Spider-man cartoons for your viewing benefit. So now I've done it. [Thanks to Mr B------'s co-worker Melissa]

srah - Monday, 13 September 2004 - 9:54 AM
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gravatar Nick - September 13, 2004 - 1:42 PM -

What is that quote from?

gravatar srah - September 13, 2004 - 1:45 PM -

Spidey's landlord.

gravatar MaTT - September 13, 2004 - 2:09 PM -

That character is great: "I have ears like a cat, and eyes like a rodent!"

gravatar srah - September 13, 2004 - 2:21 PM -

The daughter's character was in it a strange amount... The Internet tells me it thinks she may become a character called Black Cat. How many freaking Spider-man movies are they going to make???

gravatar mommy - September 13, 2004 - 10:19 PM -

So many villans, so many opportunities.

gravatar MaTT - September 15, 2004 - 12:44 PM -

Isn't the girl who pays him money at the Daily Bugle the future Black Cat girl? She's definitely in the story somehow. Spidey ends up really caring about the Black Cat girl...

and i don't know where else to post this, but are all the parts of the Andes mountains so flat-topped? Are they very old, mountain-wise?

gravatar srah - September 15, 2004 - 12:54 PM -

Maybe it's because it's the desert and the mountains are sandy. I'm just making that up, because I have no idea.

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