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"I'm not dead yet! I don't want to go on the cart!"

I had a doctor's appointment and some blood tests the week before last. When I was ready to leave, the receptionist told me that they would call me within five days and if they didn't call me, I should call them. What kind of thing is that to say? It's a sure sign that they're not going to call. Don't do that. Don't tell me you're incompetent - leave me to figure it out on my own.

So I finally called today. "Ann Arbor Necrology, please hold," I heard. What? Am I going to die?, I thought, have they recognized me and automatically forwarded my call to the obituaries office?

Ohhhhhh, Endocrinology. Never mind. Perhaps I should be calling the ear doctor instead.

The receptionist told me that the doctor had written me a letter that had gone out yesterday. Great. They say they're going to call last week, they write a letter this week.

I think all doctors' offices, insurance companies, and anything related to them are probably run by Satan.

srah - Wednesday, 31 July 2002 - 11:58 AM
Tags: doctor, health

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