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Puttin' on the Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitz...

From all of the hair that's left over in the various nooks and crannies of my dryer, I've been able to recreate an image of what the guy who lived in my apartment before me looked like. As for recreating the guy who lived in my apartment before me himself, that will have to wait until my Jurassic Park-style DNA extraction equipment arrives.

On second thought, I don't think I'll recreate him at all. He seems to have been very hairy and - judging from the mail that was left over when I arrived - appears to have had extensive orthopedic surgery needs that I don't really care to be responsible for. A zombie Sasquatch roommate is one thing, but who wants a zombie Sasquatch roommate with bad knees?

srah - Thursday, 10 November 2005 - 10:21 PM
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