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The Butler Gas Station Did It
Earlier this week, the prices for a gallon of gas and a gallon¹ of cigarettes were the same at my local gas station. Now, at the end of the week, gas is a few cents more expensive.
I feel like the gas station is trying to subliminally encourage me to give up driving and take up smoking instead. THANKS A LOT FOR TRYING TO MURDER ME, GAS STATION. I wish they advertised other things on the same sign, like:
- Regular Unleaded: $3.99
- Marlboros: $3.85
- Walking: Free, you lazy cow, and better for you that the other two options.
¹ Or whatever unit it is that cigarettes are sold in.
srah - Friday, 23 May 2008 - 12:25 PM
Tags: gas prices, walking
