The Butler Gas Station Did It

Earlier this week, the prices for a gallon of gas and a gallon¹ of cigarettes were the same at my local gas station. Now, at the end of the week, gas is a few cents more expensive.

I feel like the gas station is trying to subliminally encourage me to give up driving and take up smoking instead. THANKS A LOT FOR TRYING TO MURDER ME, GAS STATION. I wish they advertised other things on the same sign, like:

  • Regular Unleaded: $3.99
  • Marlboros: $3.85
  • Walking: Free, you lazy cow, and better for you that the other two options.
¹ Or whatever unit it is that cigarettes are sold in.

srah - Friday, 23 May 2008 - 12:25 PM
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Comments (1)

gravatar James - June 1, 2008 - 3:23 PM -

I just WISH that I could give up the commuter lifestyle and ride my bike everywhere. But, alas, this is nor France, or even Chicago, where they realize that not EVERYONE needs to own a vehicle to be happy. Back to paying the Saudis to get me from place to place.

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