So you think justice has a voice/ And we all have a choice

nablopomo2008color.jpgOh thank you, Collective, for giving me something to blog about. (Their answers: Heather! Anne!, Abigail!, Kat!, Jennie!)

  1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
    Hmmm. I'm much more relaxed about her now that we're out of that danger, but if I have to blow someone up, Sarah Palin.
  2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who will it be?
    Kids today... the music all sounds like noise. Back in my day... hold on, let me adjust this ear trumpet...

    Where were we? Um, the B-52s.
  3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
    I can't tell you the real answer because it's a Real Person, so I guess it's a cross between Sarah Palin and that dude from the B-52s. Wait, are they the same person? I'd like to hear her say, "It wasn't a ROCK... it was a ROCK LOBSTER!" just to be sure.
  4. What is your favorite cheese?
    1. Petit Suisse (technically a cheese, although not normally eaten like other cheeses)
    2. Ossau-Iraty
    3. Paneer
    4. Cantal
    5. Bleu d'Auvergne
    6. Triple-crème brie
    7. Queso blanco
    8. Gouda
    9. spreadable goat cheese
    10. Cheddar
    11. Wensleydale
    12. Colby Jack
  5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich will you eat?
    All this talk of cheese has made me crave cheese, so I'm going to go with grilled cheese - either with Cheddar and worcestershire sauce, or Wensleydale with mango chutney. I've never made grilled cheese with Wensleydale, so I don't know how it would melt, but it goes so lovely with chutney.
  6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
    Ryan Reynolds. Lucky him!
  7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice, who will it be?
    Do they have to be alive, or do I get to bring John Lennon back from the dead? Do they have to be willing and definitely heterosexual, or can I pick Mika? I need clarification.
  8. Now that you've slept with two people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
    Black leather boots. I am contemplating buying some even without this windfall anyway, but it would be nice to have some free money to cover PART of the purchase.
  9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
    Morocco.
  10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
    Need you ask, question? Tea. And since this is magical, it would be pre-brewed and pre-doctored with milk and sugar whenever it arrived to me, so I wouldn't have to do it myself. Sometimes I enjoy the ritual, so I could CHOOSE to either make it myself or have it delivered by angels.
  11. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
    I would punch Rufus in the face and refuse to get in the phone booth. I hate time travel! If he forced me to travel in time, I would go to 1988 and try to get a part as an extra in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
  12. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
    Be excellent to each other. Also, San Dimas High School football RULES!!!!!!!.
  13. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it?
    I don't know what the plot is, but it's a buddy comedy starring Berg from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place and Donkey from Shrek. I've always dreamt of a movie/TV show that combined those two, because they were characters I loved and wanted to rescue from their less-good surroundings.
  14. What is your favorite curse word?
    ... frosted nuts?
  15. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, what do you do?
    Make them a cup of tea? My mummy would probably like that.
  16. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
    Get out, then run around like a chicken with my head cut off, panicking. Eventually remember to call the fire department, hopefully.
  17. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
    Nice cup of tea.
  18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and whats even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
    Sprinkles!
  19. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
    This could be interpreted as a half-hour you would go back and change (nothing, because I hate time travel) or a half-hour you could go back and watch as a non-participating observer (awesome). If I could go back and watch myself, I think I'd like to see myself in kindergarten. There isn't a particular half-hour of my life that I think I would like to revisit, so I think I'd use it to go back to a time that I don't remember very clearly.
  20. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
    I would not be so horrible to a person I was horrible to.
  21. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out you can move anywhere. Where are you going?
    Probably Ireland, England or France in that order.
  22. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
    Since I don't feel like being constrained by things like reality and, you know, the bar still existing, Leopold Brothers' in Ann Arbor. Runners-up: The Blind Lemon in Cincinnati, Conor O'Neill's in Ann Arbor.
  23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we'll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out I can FLY!?"
    My parents' house. Unless you think flying would impress Ryan Reynolds... then maybe him.
  24. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
    I guess I'd better bring John Lennon back, so that "musical celebrity" question isn't so gross.

srah - Friday, 7 November 2008 - 12:19 AM
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Comments (5)

gravatar Elisabeth - November 7, 2008 - 8:50 PM -

Everything You Ever-Dr. Horrible

gravatar Ashley - November 7, 2008 - 9:24 PM -

Hey, wandering on over from The Collective. And now, thanks to your title, all I wanna do is watch Dr. Horrible, but I can't because I'm at work.

gravatar srah - November 8, 2008 - 12:31 AM -

Elisabeth, that is right.

And Ashley, watching Dr Horrible is also right.

gravatar jamelah - November 8, 2008 - 8:34 AM -

Oh, Bill & Ted. You know when I was reading this, right after "San Dimas High School Football RULES!!!!" I had an urge to say "Steve Holt!"

gravatar kat - November 10, 2008 - 2:51 PM -

man, remember how good two guys, a girl, and a pizza place was? SO GOOD, that's how.

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