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'I didn't know you were called Dennis'

Mr Unnamed Cybercafé Employee kept bowing to me tonight and calling me "your highness". I really don't know what to do with him, so I smile and continue clicking away as he enters and exits the room genuflecting and trying to make me laugh or at least pay attention to him.

It bothers me that I don't know his name, but I don't want to ask him because I think he would take it as a sign of interest and thus increased intimacy, when all I really want to do is surf the net, drink tea, pay, and leave.

So I have decided to make up a name for him. I shall call him Dennis. Not Denis, à la française, but Dennis, because I have decided 'e looks like one.

srah - Friday, 24 January 2003 - 5:45 PM
Tags: assistantship, cybercafe

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