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Dream
In the first part of my dream, I had this cool house in the middle of nowhere in the woods, but people kept dropping in unexpectedly and popping up in different rooms of the house. They had no boundaries, but I didn't care too much because the house was so isolated that I was lonely. The only problem was trying to get people to leave me alone long enough to take a shower. There was this sort of insane (homeless?) lady who was super nice to me and just wanted to take care of me. At one point I went out to the woodpile and there was this gigantic rat that was the size of a small person. I was going to scream but then it started talking to me and I realized that it wasn't just a rat, it was either a person who looked like a rat or a rat-human hybrid. I decided it would be rude to scream, since it was at least partially human, but I still wanted to scream, so I just screamed inside my head for a while.
Then later I dreamt that I was the Democratic nominee for president and I was running against Sarah Palin¹. It was the day before the election and I was in a freight elevator with Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George Bush and a few other people. The elevator had one wall that was a huge touch-screen with a map of the United States like this:
This graphic came up on the screen to ask everyone in the elevator who they would vote for. Bill Clinton leaned down, got all up in my face and said, very patronizingly, "Now Sarah, you can't watch who I vote for. You know that's wrong." I overdramatically covered my eyes, but when I went up to record mine after Bill Clinton and George Bush, it showed the tally thus far, and it showed that there was a whole spectrum of vote options where you could vote FOR either candidate or vote AGAINST either candidate. They'd both voted "Not Sarah Palin" and I got mad because Bill hadn't voted outright for me.
Then we got out of the elevator and continued this 5k running race that we'd apparently been doing before we got into the elevator. My pedometer's battery was dying.
srah - Wednesday, 29 October 2008 - 6:25 AM
Tags: bill clinton, dream, loneliness, rats, running, sarah palin
Comments (9)
Fraulein N - October 29, 2008 - 8:59 AM - ℓ
Wonderfully insane!
srah - October 29, 2008 - 9:39 AM - ℓ
Cheryl, I can't believe you think this is the weirdest dream I've ever had, when I once dreamt that I had to put on a Robocop costume and look at sumo wrestler p0rn.
Cheryl - October 30, 2008 - 8:46 AM - ℓ
Excellent.
That is the weirdest dream you have had yet.