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Tuesday This-or-That?

April Fool's Day edition:

1. The Bogey-Man or Henry Kissinger? The Bogey Man, because it sounds like booger, which is an even funnier word than Kissinger.
2. Whips 'n chains or soft ropes with furbound cuffs? Whips 'n chips and soft marshmallow ropes.
3. Fish sticks or Amazon.com? This is a tough decision. Amazon.com brings a great selection of products, but you have to pay for them. You have to pay for fish sticks as well, but they are usually much cheaper than CDs. Fish sticks can be used when one wants to pretend to be a walrus and also have the advantage of being much tastier smothered in barbecue sauce than Amazon.com, so we will choose them.
4. Whitewall tires or color TV? Is this a racist question?
5. Leather or lace? Laser.
6. Abraham Lincoln or leftover turkey? Leftover turkey is dry, but holds up better in the microwave than Honest Abe.
7. Movable Type or Star Trek? Movable Type has more realistic backdrops.
8. Happy Happy Joy Joy or Bounce Bounce Bounce like Tigger? Happy Happy Bounce Bounce
9. The Michelin Man or the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man? L'quel d'entr'eux est franais, pauv' con? Je suis tent de choisir M. Michelin (il a pas un nom en franais? je l'ai oubli), en tant qu'Auvergnat, mais j'ai commenc imaginer des s'mores gigantesque qu'on aurait pu faire la fin de Ghostbusters... miammm...
10. Thought-Provoking Question of the Week: If you HAD to marry one of the talking M&M's in the TV commercials, would it be the red one or the yellow one? Why? The green one, because she's FOXY.

srah - Tuesday, 1 April 2003 - 2:22 AM
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