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Awakened consciousness, asleepened

Last night as I was falling asleep, I came up with a song parody that was so funny and insightful that it would have changed the world. Unfortunately I was too lazy to get up out of bed and find a piece of paper in order to record this amazing thought forever. So my masterpiece, which probably would have turned out to be crap in the light of day anyway, is lost. I can't remember now what the tune or the subject of the parody was. So instead, I bring you this not-very-hilarious-unless-you-were-there exchange:

Mom: I'm reading Seabiscuit. It's really good.
Me: My favorite part is when Seabiscuit becomes dog food.
Mom: (indignant) Seabiscuit doesn't become dog food!
Dad: My favorite part is when Dogbiscuit becomes seafood.

srah - Thursday, 21 August 2003 - 10:08 AM
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gravatar katie - August 21, 2003 - 1:02 PM -


gravatar Matt - August 21, 2003 - 4:43 PM -

I concur with Katie. And I wasn't even there!

gravatar richard - August 21, 2003 - 5:27 PM -


I was reading this post with my finger still holding the left mouse button down,
so when I laughed, the screen bounced up and down,
adding to my joy

gravatar srah - August 21, 2003 - 5:45 PM -

Becky didn't think it was funny. Maybe because she knows this family's antics all too well.

gravatar alfie - August 21, 2003 - 8:18 PM -

You told me the joke after I had been outside for 11 hours. My brain had melted and I was only starting to become coherent. I did think it was funny, but I was trying to read your blog while my computer made a valiant effort to stay online.

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