8 entries from srah blah blah tagged with 'pirates':


'Tis International Talk Like a Pirate Day, me beauties. What be ye doing to celebrate this momentous holiday? I've got a veritable harrrrrrrrrrrrrrvest of pirate jokes! For example: What kind of library do pirates work in?What do you call a pirate who sets fire to his own ship?What's a pirate's favorite candy bar?Where do pirates like to go in North Dakota?What's a pirate's favorite Hogwarts subject?Who's a pirate's favorite economic theorist? The nice thing is that you may come up with even better punchlines than the one I intended!...

srah - Wednesday, 19 September 2007 - 6:42 AM
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I think I am right in saying that there is only one here who will understand this stupid joke

Where does an Arab pirate live when he's not sailing the high seas? داررررررر! Where does a French pirate live when he's not sailing the high seas? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrles! And for all of you English-speakers, who's a pirate's favorite elephant? Babarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!...

srah - Tuesday, 19 September 2006 - 6:39 AM
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But who are you, sir? Speak!

I am a pirate! (A pirate? Horror!) I think that I will be a Gilbertandsullivanian pirate tomorrow. Avast!...

srah - Monday, 18 September 2006 - 9:34 PM
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Comparrrrrrrrrrrison shopping

My parents pored over the newspaper ads this weekend, looking for the best deal on the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD. Some people would consider the "best deal" to be the lowest price. But that would really not be enough for my family. We have elected to purchase our wares from our local Media Play store, because they are giving away free pirate flags with every copy. Sometimes I worry that the dorkiness running through my veins is so thick I'm going to get blood clots and have a nerdeurysm....

srah - Tuesday, 2 December 2003 - 8:14 AM
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Best. Combination. Ever.

Talk Like a Pirate Day at SI. How can we apply this? Piracy as a social system: What is their collection? Booty. Read some much better pirate haiku. [via Dave Barry's Blog]...

srah - Friday, 19 September 2003 - 12:45 PM
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Go briny Blue!

It be a great leap to Talk Like a Pirate with me shipmates. Be they land-lubbers or know they the Pirate Code? Will they engage in parlay or make me walk the metaphorical plank of ridicule? Luckily, oi associates with a lot of nerrrds. Arrrrr....

srah - Friday, 19 September 2003 - 10:25 AM
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That be all....

srah - Friday, 19 September 2003 - 7:58 AM
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A pirate must indulge a little pardonable swagger

I saw my pirate movie last night. Sigh... It was lovely. There are movies that make me laugh, but my face returns to a neutral movie-watching face after that. This is one of the few that makes me grin. Tho' I'm sure Legolas had something to do with that. Mmmmm. Pirates are wonderful. If I can be very nerdy for a moment, I think I like them because they have such interesting language. They have muddled, strange accents from being on boats with a mix of people, and they have a vocabulary all their own. I am so going to...

srah - Sunday, 27 July 2003 - 10:37 AM
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