Thou shalt have no Idol before srah

I've been watching a lot of American Idol lately. And I have come to the same conclusion that I know you all have: srah could totally be on this show.

Srah would kick some ass on this show. Srah has the talent it takes to be Your Next American Idol. Srah will go up there, sing her song*, and blow you out of the park! Srah--

What's that? The point is not to suck? Then why are all of those people going on TV and doing it? Just to embarrass themselves in front of a national audience, without even getting paid for it? Why, that doesn't make any sense!

So much for my dreams, then.

* Which I like to call "The Theme from 'Saved By the Bell' With Added Interpretive Dance and Flaming Batons"

srah - Wednesday, 28 January 2004 - 8:01 PM
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Comments (10)

gravatar alfie - January 28, 2004 - 9:34 PM -

American Idol always seems to be the major topic of conversation in the training room.

gravatar frank - January 28, 2004 - 11:12 PM -

I think "American Idol" is really a kind of communal, national karaoke.

gravatar Urs - January 29, 2004 - 6:58 AM -

you know, srah, I always thought that the nation would love to hear me talk - we could be idols together! Urs and Srah, America's latest craze!

gravatar Urs - January 29, 2004 - 7:34 AM -

I looked at who was refering to your site.... and a porn page came up for women of spanish speaking heritage! where have you been posting?

gravatar katie - January 29, 2004 - 8:48 AM -

Dude, I would totally pay you cash money to see you perform your song on national tv. Or even public access television. Or even just videotape it and send me a copy.

Cash money.

gravatar jamelah - January 29, 2004 - 3:42 PM -

ok, so i've only met you once, but i know that, beyond a doubt, that would be the rocking-est (yes that's a word) thing i'd ever seen on television.


gravatar alfie - January 29, 2004 - 4:12 PM -

She wanted me to try out wearing a sequined rhinoceros costume.

gravatar srah - January 29, 2004 - 4:23 PM -

That would be almost as good as the guy dressed as Winnie the Pooh. WTF?!

gravatar Cheryl - January 29, 2004 - 4:34 PM -

Thanks, now I have Saved By the Bell in my head.

gravatar jack - January 30, 2004 - 10:51 PM -

oh, you're funny. i like that.

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