Shut up, you clowns, or I'll punch you in the face

I think I'm a naturally fidgety person. I can't sit in one position for an extended period of time, so I'm always crossing and uncrossing my legs, sitting on them, bringing them up to my chin, and moving around.

I'm the same when I sleep. I have to flop around for a while to get comfortable - right-side, left-side, face-down. But most of the time I end up curled up into a little ball.

According to a BBC News article, my sleep position reflects on my personality.

The Foetus: Those who curl up in the foetus position are described as tough on the outside but sensitive at heart. They may be shy when they first meet somebody, but soon relax. This is the most common sleeping position, adopted by 41% of the 1,000 people who took part in the survey. More than twice as many women as men tend to adopt this position.

It doesn't say anything about talking about ketchup, threatening clowns, kicking, needing to have the back of the neck covered by several layers of blankets or gradually squeezing people off the bed, so there is still much research left to be done about my sleep habits.

[via LunaNiña (and Defective Yeti)]

srah - Saturday, 27 September 2003 - 5:49 PM

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Comments (6)

gravatar alfie - September 27, 2003 - 7:33 PM -

Squeezing people off the bed. Ah yes, the reason why I refuse to share a bed with you.

gravatar katie - September 27, 2003 - 10:08 PM -

My ketchup never threatens clowns.

gravatar katie - September 27, 2003 - 10:12 PM -

Also, they don't offer my sleeping position. I can't fall asleep unless I'm on my stomach with my face buried and my arms pinned underneath me. I wake up the same way.

gravatar srah - September 28, 2003 - 2:02 AM -

There's a comma there for a reason!

gravatar katie - September 28, 2003 - 2:26 PM -

Who says I was responding to your sentence, comma or no comma? Maybe I just wanted to tell you about my ketchup. Did you ever think of that, huh? HUH?????

gravatar Cheryl - September 29, 2003 - 1:07 PM -

Also, skinny people fidgit more and therefore burn more calories and are therefore skinny. So your fidgiting may be because you're skinny or your skinny because you're fidgity.

There's your fun fact for the day.

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