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Like all women, she's shoe-mad.
The advantage of having an overactive imagination is that I am well-prepared for almost any eventuality, no matter how preposterous. I will have you know that I have many courses of action plotted out just in case I accidentally kick my shoe off while walking and as it flies through the air, it happens to fall into a storm drain. And if my shoe gets stuck in the train tracks just as I hear the train start to whistle and the railroad arms start to come down, I will give one more tug, then give up and leave the shoe behind as I flee, one-shoed, to safety.
Most of my anxiety and paranoia seems shoe-related. Maybe I should start going barefoot.
srah - Thursday, 10 July 2008 - 8:27 PM
Tags: fears, imagination, shoes
