And no one heard at all/ So I ate a pear

I have heard "Help Me Rhonda" three times this weekend. I normally like it, but due to overexposure, I have come to listen to it is as though it were about Harry Potter turning to Ron Weasley for comfort after being dropped by Cho Chang (apparently Hedwig was none too sympathetic). Consider, therefore:

Well since she put me down there's been owls pukin' in my bed
Come in late at night and in the mornin' I just lay in bed
Well, Ron you look so fine (look so fine)
And I know it wouldn't take much time
For you to help me Ron
Help me get her out of my heart

I wish the oldies station had more selection, because this isn't something I really want to dwell on.

srah - Monday, 8 September 2003 - 1:16 PM
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Comments (8)

gravatar katie - September 8, 2003 - 1:42 PM -

How ironic that I was walking around our house singing this at the top of my lungs for about an hour this weekend. It was further horriblified (hor-RI-bluh-fied) by the fact that I don't know the words, so I sing the chorus over and over and over. Also, the word 'Help' has no 'l' in it in my version.

Hep me Rhonda, Hep hep me Rhonda!
Hep me Rhonda, YEAH! gitter owta mah hort!

gravatar Kyle - September 8, 2003 - 1:44 PM -

Harry Potter gay pr0n. Nice!
Perhaps you can work in the Slytherin Dungeon and a little S&M scene. A little work and you might make some money off this script, srah!

gravatar srah - September 8, 2003 - 1:45 PM -

I would like to point out that I am now hearing "Leader of the Pack" for the second time TODAY. I have only been awake for about five hours.

gravatar cristina - September 8, 2003 - 1:57 PM -

see, srah, that's why i only listen to techno/dance music. it helps dull the senses. i'm not one of those raver kids or anything, i just like to listen to songs without lyrics like "i like the way you do that right thurr."

now the day "hang on sloopy" elicits such slashesque thoughts, be sure to blog that, mkay? :p

gravatar Cheryl - September 8, 2003 - 2:07 PM -

It's a comeback song.

gravatar jday - September 9, 2003 - 11:05 AM -

what oldies station???? I've been stuck listening to 95.5 for the last year....

gravatar alfie - September 9, 2003 - 12:55 PM -

104.3

gravatar srah - September 9, 2003 - 5:20 PM -

WOMC.

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