September 2009 archive
(2 entries)
September 1, 2009
Oink oink, baby
Swine flu is running rampant in these parts, so I went to the grocery store and bought a bag of apples, because an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unfortunately, when I went to bite into the first apple, I remembered that in cartoons, pigs are always depicted with an apple in their mouth. So I'm back to square one, and completely confused as to whether apples turn you into a pig or prevent you from becoming one.
I should probably not base all of my medical and/or life decisions on proverbs and cartoons.
