In Which I Make Preposterous Environmental Claims... set to music!

Every few months I like to remind Universal Pictures (passive-aggressively, in blogged song-parody format) of how annoyed I am that they haven't released The Pirates of Penzance on DVD. That'll show them! I can hear them caring right now.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IUZSj7vBcw

srah
According to the holy text
Of the FSM and all his sect,
The reason Earth's too hot these days
Is a population kept at bay
As pirate numbers do decrease
In Kathmandu, Peru and Greece
His nood'ly appendage to us will bring
This terrible scourge: global warming.

He brought global warming!
And it is, it is a terrible thing
To have global warming!

He brought global warming

Universal Pictures
He did!
He brought global warming!

srah
And it is, it is a terrible thing
To have global warming!

Universal Pictures
It is!
He brought global warming!

srah and Universal Pictures
We have global warming.

srah
When I asked myself just what the cause
Of this awful global warming was
Or how we could reverse the trend
And get back cooler days (RAmen)
I realized the death of the VHS
Contributed to this big hot mess
And pirate popularity
Depends on release of a Penzance DVD!

For...

They caused global warming!
And it is, it is a terrible thing
To cause global warming!

They caused global warming!

Universal Pictures
We did!
We caused global warming!

srah
And it is, it is a terrible thing
To cause global warming!

Universal Pictures
It is!
We caused global warming!

srah and Universal Pictures
We/They caused global warming.

srah - Friday, 2 May 2008 - 7:47 PM
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