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Graduation countdown: 11 days

11 days.

In the spirit of yesterday's cannibalistic song posting, I will post another making-fun-of-people song, which also happens to be a memory from my four years at Albion. This is a song I wrote for Mary Grace, the very stupid girl in my Europe Since 1500 class. It can be sung to the tune of "Amazing Grace".

Oh Mary Grace, I wonder why
this class drags on so slow.
It is because we must explain
the things that you don't know.

Oh Mary Grace, put down your hand.
Don't share your point of view
I hate to say that Adam D**tz
is not as dumb as you.

Oh Mary Grace, you taught us 'bout
the Inquisition - wow!
I didn't know The Church was much
more murd'rous then than now.

Oh Mary Grace, how dumb thou art,
up front in History.
I understand better than than you
a film I didn't see.

Oh Mary Grace, your curly hair
does nothing to conceal
that underneath that fluffy mane's
a hamster on a wheel.

srah - Tuesday, 23 April 2002 - 9:43 AM
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