13 entries from srah blah blah tagged with 'the real world: paris':


Going back to Normalville

The Real World: Paris is over. Last night's season finale sucked, except for the return of Cheryl to our viewing party, which caused much sarcastic remarking and renewed accusations of sister-loving for Ace. The RealWorlders all remarked, before leaving their boring, boring lives in France to return to their boring, boring lives in the US, on how much they had grown as human beings and how they really appreciated learning about French culture. Growth? French culture? Were they living the same lives I was watching?? These people spent four months drinking Snapple in a chateau and emerging only to go...

srah - Wednesday, 26 November 2003 - 2:14 PM
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'I'm gonna walk you! One times one!'

I haven't done a Real World recap in weeks and weeks. I bet you thought you were safe. This week, we had two episodes to catch up on, because my cable TV connection was in Germany last week. The first was all about how the roommates dealt with the war in Iraq (pronounced EYE-rack). Different roommates dealt with this in different ways. Ace knelt at his Shrine to the Dubya and announced that everyone in the world should just get along and drink Kentucky bourbon together. Leah felt that we should get Saddam Hussein back for all of the people...

srah - Wednesday, 8 October 2003 - 12:41 PM
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'Hey, they got the ocean here?'

I realize that I never recapped last week's Real World episode for all those of you who are interested. That's probably okay, because all of you are on vacation in Spain. So here's what happened: Leah and Simon made Mallory buy ugly, uncomfortable shoes. Fight the power, Mallory! Have a little backbone! Support your comfortably-shod sisters! Meanwhile, Adam was interested in this girl based on the very selective criteria that she had a pulse and spoke English. She wasn't interested in him, even though he was spending huge wadges of cash trying to make her love him. He also rapped....

srah - Tuesday, 9 September 2003 - 11:43 PM
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All aboard the Ace Train

The Real World was really lame this week. It's always lame, but this week it was lame in that I don't even have anything to say about it. Ace's girlfriend (or not?) came to visit and he got in a drunken fight with a taxi driver. On the bright side, next week brings about the Revival of Adam, the forgotten Worst Character Of All. He will bring home some chick no one likes, get mad when she won't kiss him, and take his sexual frustration out on the world by inflicting another of his famous raps on the viewing audience....

srah - Tuesday, 26 August 2003 - 11:54 PM
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Stop The Real World, I want to get off

I know you've missed the weekly screaming Real World recaps, but it was replaced by thirty-seven consecutive episodes of The Osbournes two weeks ago and I missed it last week. So this week I got a Double Dose of Reality! Yay! Dear Real World Cast, Once again, you've handed in your assignment at the last minute, and incomplete as well. Yelling at each about it is not going to get you your bonus. Suck it up and move on. I don't know how you can complain about student loans when you are being paid big bucks to do nothing and...

srah - Wednesday, 20 August 2003 - 9:25 AM
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Château de cons

This week on The Real World... I like Ace a lot better since the idiots decided to barricade themselves in their château and refuse all contact with the natives. He is quite snuggly - at least according to Christina, his room- (and apparently sometimes bed-) mate. His snugglitude was enough to save him when he ate all of Christina (Mme Food Coveter)'s eggs. These people, despite being 7 in a house, are apparently too stupid to have communal groceries. I want to hit them. Christina went off on CT, thinking it was he who had eaten the eggs. Then when...

srah - Wednesday, 30 July 2003 - 11:44 PM
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And yet more of The Real World

It was the third of June On that younger day Well I became a man At the hands of a girl Almost twice my age - Neil Diamond, "Desiree" For those of you who moved back to France just to avoid watching this show, I will torture you with the latest: Leah is mean and no one likes her. She has a brother named Pascual who is in 10th grade and who comes to visit. Christina and Mallory fight over Pascual. Mallory and Simon (!!!) smooch around in a club ("You know, Simon, you're a really good kisser." "Thanks. You're...

srah - Thursday, 24 July 2003 - 8:51 AM
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Die, Real World, Die

I don't even want to waste cyberspace by telling you what an unbelievable freak of nature Adam is. I'm surprised nature hasn't eliminated him yet. I'm glad this show is only 30 minutes long because I might have had an aneurysm if it had lasted any longer. Also, watching the stupid stupids try to work together for their fakety fake-ass job, I realized that think I might hate group work, due to intense misanthropy. Robin and Cheryl tell me that U-M students do this sort of thing rather often, and it occurs to me that I haven't really done any...

srah - Wednesday, 16 July 2003 - 12:17 AM
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srah's Real World hatred and/or addiction

I HATE THE REAL WORLD. But I think everyone needs an outlet for rage, and mine is screaming and flailing, and occasionally just opening my mouth with nothing coming out, in awe at the stupidity of these stupid stupid people. CT is a dumbass and ridiculously difficult. You drop the straightening iron on the floor, you pick it up, whether you were using it or not. You don't get in an argument about whether someone is talking down to you. It's what you do. Leah is a whiner. Adam is an instigator. Simon is absent. Christina and Leah are cheap...

srah - Wednesday, 9 July 2003 - 9:43 AM
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srah's Real World update (yet again)

All of the people on The Real World are just as stupid as they were last week, and I still hate everyone except Simon. The good thing about this week's episode, though, is that they actually did something. Sort of. They had their first deadline this week for their ultra-important guidebook-writing job. Their assignments were due at 6pm. Two tried to get extensions, two emailed them at six, and the rest just sent them in late. This isn't college! You don't get extensions! This is real life! Okay, no, this is The Real World, which is fake real life, but...

srah - Wednesday, 2 July 2003 - 6:29 PM
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srah's Real World report #3 or whatever number we're up to

I hate The Real World. Every week, I get to the end of the episode and realized that I have wasted a half-hour of my life and that it has made me stupider. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS on that show. They bicker, they get drunk, they make out with each other... but they never do anything. Supposedly, they're working on a travel guide, but they never travel anywhere. I hate them all, but I will, of course, be back next week. I did learn something this week, and I don't know if it's a good thing. Robin and Cheryl told me...

srah - Wednesday, 25 June 2003 - 7:29 AM
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srah's Real World Update #2

Watched The Real World again last night. I hate these people. I hate this show. Here they are in Paris, supposed to be learning French, travelling around France, and writing a guidebook... and all they do is get drunk and bicker. I hate them, I hate the show. I'm so watching next week. In happier news, I finally caught on that this was actually filmed several months ago (the snow on the ground gave it away), so I have decided that I am in the background during one of my numerous trips to Paris. Watch for me! I am the...

srah - Wednesday, 18 June 2003 - 9:15 AM
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Télérealité?

It has been decreed that I will become a Real World Watcher this season. Although I have never followed the show before, I agreed, because the show takes place in Paris this time and the contestants will have to learn French. I decided it could be amusing and watched the third episode last night. I hate them all. I hope Simon The Gay Irishman kills them all and eats them, because he's the only one who's any good. He can start with Ace The Alcoholic, who decided after two days that he hates France and hates the Parisians. Stupid boy!...

srah - Wednesday, 11 June 2003 - 10:46 AM
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