6 entries from srah blah blah tagged with 'birth control':


Seeing Things

Today's post titles all begin with letters down at the bottom of the alphabet. I am such a nerd for noticing that. I'm wearing my contacts today for the second day in a row. Before yesterday, I hadn't worn them for over a month because one of the side-effects of Alesse is the very vague possible difficulty wearing contact lenses. What does difficulty mean? That they will roll back into your head and give you a blood clot in your brain? That your eyes will dry up and you won't be able to get them out? I was scared but...

srah - Friday, 8 February 2002 - 5:55 PM
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Alesse Day 3

Alesse Day 3: Thank you for your concern, loyal fans standing outside the I-House. Day two went okay and day three has, so far. No body parts falling off or anything, so la de dah. I'm not nauseous anymore - knock on wood - and as far as I can tell, it hasn't affected me emotionally. But I suppose I wouldn't really notice. If I'm having violent mood swings, you'd better tell me....

srah - Wednesday, 9 January 2002 - 4:19 PM
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Alesse Day 2

Alesse Day 2: Okay, now we're really testing. I was not jittery or anything before I took the second pill, just a moment ago. I can blame nothing on Nyquil. Results to arrive later in day....

srah - Tuesday, 8 January 2002 - 9:08 AM
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Alesse Day 1 (cont.)

Alesse Day 1 (cont.): Patient is tired and zoning out. Thoughts a bit muddled and confused and jittery. Patient is also a bit nauseous on and off. However, this may not be the Alesse, but rather last night's Nyquil or restless sleep. Am confused. Will wait and see. Patient also feels anxious, but this may be related to threat of impending DEATH that patient has imagined will be side-effect of new medication. Patient should probably forget about body-medication and get some for mental problems....

srah - Monday, 7 January 2002 - 1:41 PM
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Alesse Day 1

Alesse Day 1: I took the first pill nearly ten minutes ago and so far am showing no symptoms of Death, besides my normal "corpse-like pallor"/"computer tan". This is a good thing....

srah - Monday, 7 January 2002 - 8:54 AM
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I was going to go on...

I was going to go on and on yesterday about my car and how I thought it was frozen to the garage floor, but I don't particularly feel like it anymore. Maybe when I get back to school. I had a physical yesterday. According to the doctor, I am 5'2". My theory is that I drank a lot of water and expanded. Or that whole you're-taller-in-the-morning-and-gradually-shrink-as-the-day-goes-on thing. You know, that thing. The doctor thinks (stop reading here, you're really not going to care and if you do, I'd be concerned) that I have estrogen problems and is putting me on...

srah - Friday, 4 January 2002 - 12:47 PM
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