srah blah blah

Mr. B--------- - November 24, 2003 - 5:05 PM - ℓ

Oooh! You're so creative and clever! And witty and sweet, too!

Is that sufficient eagle-stroking? Or will I have to stroke it a second time?

alfie - November 24, 2003 - 5:29 PM - ℓ

This is up there with the 'trampy ho' post on the list of really weird things that you have published on this blog.

alfie - November 24, 2003 - 5:35 PM - ℓ

That and you remind me of the Falconer from SNL.

Oh, Donald....here I lay, pinned beneath this mighty mountain pine felled by high winds. Trapped in its wooden clutch, I can only wonder what fate has in store for me.

Ali - November 24, 2003 - 8:24 PM - ℓ

I want a toucan.

alfie - November 24, 2003 - 8:35 PM - ℓ

No, I wrote it. YOU posted it.

Urs - November 24, 2003 - 11:10 PM - ℓ

I've gotten frighteningly bad at avoiding homework

intrigued by the alusion to a previous entry about trampy hos, I decided to search your blog and found the entry (and the mariah carey one too, which was rather amusing) and also noticed that you had commented on monkeypox (the best disease name EVER) and remembered that the prairie dogs in question just happened to be from a town - oh, I'd say about an hour from where I grew up? Yeah, that coupled with Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gien and the Sausage Races really make me proud to say that I'm from Wisconsin, America's Dairyland (aka we're all crazy so just leave now)

Mr. B--------- - November 24, 2003 - 11:27 PM - ℓ

"Monkeypox" kept me amused for weeks. I was always so torn between wanting to wish the affliction upon my enemies, and not wanting them to have a cute/funny sounding disease.

katie - November 25, 2003 - 9:31 AM - ℓ

I think this is probably the most sexually explicit post you've ever written.

Jez - November 25, 2003 - 10:36 AM - ℓ

I'm still waiting for a sudden burst of sanity.

alfie - November 25, 2003 - 10:52 AM - ℓ

Don't hold your breath, Jez.

richard - November 25, 2003 - 11:25 AM - ℓ

...what Katie said