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Conversation in my mind

Little Srah: Cough cough cough hack HACK HACK! Moooan...
The Governor: (raps cane on the floor) Come now. See here, girl. What's that I hear?
Another Miscellaneous Character: Oi finks it's the croup, guv'nor. Li'l srah won't be wif us come Christmas, oi dare say.
The Governor: Oh well. (peers disdainfully through pince nez) She was always too small and weakly to be of any good to us in the poorhouse, and too young to be selling herself on the streets. Best she goes now, really. One less mouth to feed.

In other words, I think I'm coming down with something.

srah - Monday, 11 August 2003 - 11:38 PM
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Comments (14)

gravatar alfie - August 11, 2003 - 11:47 PM - ℓ

Why don't you just go ask Mommy for one of those lovely lemon-mint cough drops?

gravatar Another Miscellaneous Character - August 11, 2003 - 11:51 PM - ℓ

Oi'm afraid she's too far gone, miss. Awl the loverly lemon-mint cough drops in Christendom couldn't save her now, beggin' your pardon, miss.

gravatar alfie - August 11, 2003 - 11:51 PM - ℓ

You're a loony!

gravatar The Black Knight - August 11, 2003 - 11:55 PM - ℓ

I'm invincible!

gravatar alfie - August 11, 2003 - 11:58 PM - ℓ

You have issues.

gravatar alfie - August 11, 2003 - 11:59 PM - ℓ

Look, already six comments without any people outside of this end of our house commenting. We could probably say these things to each other's face, but that would involve the opening of doors and human interaction. Ick.

gravatar srah - August 12, 2003 - 12:02 AM - ℓ

That's why I'm taking Human-Computer Interaction. So that I, a Human, can communicate with Computers. Instead of people.

gravatar alfie - August 12, 2003 - 12:05 AM - ℓ

Weird. Eight.

gravatar alfie - August 12, 2003 - 12:07 AM - ℓ

Do you frequently cough up hairballs? Or were you attempting an imitation of the other females in the family? Although, my cold is pretty much gone. Nine.

gravatar alfie - August 12, 2003 - 12:08 AM - ℓ

If you had a comment competition now, I'd probably win. Just because I can't tear myself away from packing/messing around on my computer.

gravatar katie - August 12, 2003 - 8:16 AM - ℓ

Ok, I declare you ladies the freakiest pair of sisters ever known.

And I like that you slightly resemble a cow: "Moooan..."

gravatar alfie - August 12, 2003 - 9:27 AM - ℓ

Woohoo! One more person convinced!

gravatar katie - August 12, 2003 - 2:28 PM - ℓ

I just found this post of yours, where I am quoted. Interesting. I wonder what I was referring to?

gravatar alfie - August 12, 2003 - 9:45 PM - ℓ

I'd like to nominate this post as one of my favorites.

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