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'As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness that was quite pleasurable...'
Dear nectarine,
I don't reckon you're supposed to make a noise like an apple when I bite into you. You were delicious but¹ the texture was all wrong. Please try harder in the future.
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¹ I wanted to write "delicious, but toooo filling." As in a breakfast burrito. YOU know what I'm talking about, don't you? OH YEAH. Crap, I'm nuts.
srah - Monday, 24 October 2005 - 10:29 PM
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Wouldn't that be "Please try softer in the future?"
Or perhaps an adjective such as supple or tender or sensuous would be more appropriate. (Sensuous doesn't really describe a nectarine, but it goes with my other suggestions.)