Entries tagged with "jokes"
Yarrrrrr.
posted by srah on September 19, 2007 6:42 AM
Tags: holidays, jokes, pirates, talk like a pirate day
'Tis International Talk Like a Pirate Day, me beauties. What be ye doing to celebrate this momentous holiday? I've got a veritable harrrrrrrrrrrrrrvest of pirate jokes! For example: What kind of library do pirates work in?What do you call a pirate who sets fire to his own ship?What's a pirate's favorite candy bar?Where do pirates like to go in North Dakota?What's a pirate's favorite Hogwarts subject?Who's a pirate's favorite economic theorist? The nice thing is that you may come up with even better punchlines than the one I intended!...
I think I am right in saying that there is only one here who will understand this stupid joke
posted by srah on September 19, 2006 6:39 AM
Tags: arabic, french, holidays, in arabic, jokes, pirates, talk like a pirate day
Where does an Arab pirate live when he's not sailing the high seas? داررررررر! Where does a French pirate live when he's not sailing the high seas? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrles! And for all of you English-speakers, who's a pirate's favorite elephant? Babarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!...
Stupid joke that I made up today
posted by srah on December 19, 2004 11:21 AM
Tags: jokes, luke skywalker, star wars
Q: What is Luke Skywalker's favorite color?...
I have such a headache
posted by srah on October 31, 2001 2:27 PM
I have such a headache. I feel like ripping my head off my neck and throwing it in the ocean and living as a headless hermit for the rest of my days. I'm going to sleep as soon as I finish this blog and I want to sleep until I wake up. And then I want to sleep some more. Funny joke told to me by Bob at lunch: There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Isn't it hot in here?" The other muffin says, "Oh my god, a talking muffin!" Hmmm. Perhaps...
