4 entries from srah blah blah tagged with 'jokes':

Yarrrrrr.

'Tis International Talk Like a Pirate Day, me beauties. What be ye doing to celebrate this momentous holiday? I've got a veritable harrrrrrrrrrrrrrvest of pirate jokes! For example: What kind of library do pirates work in?What do you call a pirate who sets fire to his own ship?What's a pirate's favorite candy bar?Where do pirates like to go in North Dakota?What's a pirate's favorite Hogwarts subject?Who's a pirate's favorite economic theorist? The nice thing is that you may come up with even better punchlines than the one I intended!...

srah - Wednesday, 19 September 2007 - 6:42 AM
Tags: holidays, jokes, pirates, talk like a pirate day

I think I am right in saying that there is only one here who will understand this stupid joke

Where does an Arab pirate live when he's not sailing the high seas? داررررررر! Where does a French pirate live when he's not sailing the high seas? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrles! And for all of you English-speakers, who's a pirate's favorite elephant? Babarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!...

srah - Tuesday, 19 September 2006 - 6:39 AM
Tags: arabic, french, holidays, in arabic, jokes, pirates, talk like a pirate day

Stupid joke that I made up today

Q: What is Luke Skywalker's favorite color?...

srah - Sunday, 19 December 2004 - 11:21 AM
Tags: jokes, luke skywalker, star wars

I have such a headache

I have such a headache. I feel like ripping my head off my neck and throwing it in the ocean and living as a headless hermit for the rest of my days. I'm going to sleep as soon as I finish this blog and I want to sleep until I wake up. And then I want to sleep some more. Funny joke told to me by Bob at lunch: There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Isn't it hot in here?" The other muffin says, "Oh my god, a talking muffin!" Hmmm. Perhaps...

srah - Wednesday, 31 October 2001 - 2:27 PM
Tags: headache, health, jokes