Entries tagged with "redheads"

Lock up your redheaded sons - srah's in town!

posted by srah on March 27, 2004 12:50 AM

Tags: boys, john stevens, prince harry, redheads, ron weasley

My sister has pointed out a disturbing trend wherein John Stevens sings to me, I am in love with all of the Weasleys and I think Prince Harry is perhaps as cute as, if not cuter than, his brother. Yeeps! Where are all of these carrot-topped teenagers coming from? I was never the one who was into redheads and they are all babes* in arms! Echhh echhh echhh! ––––– * I don't mean that in the sexy way! Really!...

She's always a trailer for sale or rent to me...

posted by srah on March 24, 2004 7:07 AM

Tags: american idol, american idol 3, john stevens, open letters, redheads, tv

Dear John Stevens, It is sick sick sick that I can't take my eyes off of you when you're singing and I want you to be singing to me and I get your songs in my head for weeks after your performances. You are 16 years old and besides, tbone has already laid claim to you. I'm afraid it can never work between us, sweetie, so please stop giving me that entirely inappropriate 16-year-old come-hither look while you sing and making me want to jump into the TV. Sincerely, The Demon Dog (No, ha ha, just kidding) SRAH...