Entries tagged with "royalty"
Ik zou uw prins willen huwen, tevreden.
posted by srah on April 4, 2004 6:56 PM
P.P.S. If the Crown Prince of Denmark insists on getting married to someone else, then dibs on him. Sure, he's 8th or 9th in line, so I won't be Queen of the Netherlands, but royal family is royal family. And daaaaaaaaaayum....
We'll be queens! Damn hell ass queens!
posted by srah on July 28, 2003 12:20 PM
With Cheryl's going-away party over, The Gang needed a new project. So our latest endeavour is finding royalty to marry. It's a very difficult process, because you have to find people who fit several criteria: being reasonably close to our own age, not frightening to look at, and high enough on the line of succession that we won't have so many people to kill off that it will look suspicious. As queens, we will bring new blood and good-old American gumption to the royal houses of Europe. We will do good works. We will arrange matches between our children. We...
